“In Case of Danger”

In case of danger, use against:

Predators
Magneto
Lust!
The Living Dead
Elvis
The Real Slim Shady
Night Elves
Joker
Evil Beets
Goblins
Orcs
Taliban
Zombies
Ninjas
Aliens
Pirates
Jeff
Constant-Running Urinals
Constipation
Stupid Jokes
Floods
Broken Knobs
Younger Talented People
Perfectionists
Workaholics (Alex)
Matthew
Flickering Lights
Twilight
Clowns
Wannabe Arabs
Evil Parrots
Mondays
Poop-Fling Monkey
Overdramaticness
Snobs
T-Rex
The Song About Fireflies
Non-Baconed Food
Wasp
Yellow Jacket
Hornets
Hermits
Jersey Shore
Posers
Nazis
No Toilet Paper
Pen-Stealing Bosses
Haters
Stupid Laughs
Holiday Star Wars Specials
“Yyyyeeeepp!”
Complainers
Paranoid People
Bean Burritos (That Smell Bad)
Stupid Metaphors
Dragons
Mummies
Beiber Fever

This is a list compiled mostly by Ryan and Chris at the screen-printing shop where I work. I thought it was just about too good to be true. So I thought I would share.