Carla Baudrons’ 1st Annual 39th Birthday Party Official RSVP Form

Come Celebrate Carla’s Birthday, Divorce, Homecoming, New Job, and 5-Year Cancerversary on:

Saturday, July 18th, 2026
from 5PM till the cows come home at:
Sassy Ann’s House of Blues
820 North 4th Avenue, Knoxville, TN

This event is designed to accommodate those with weekend jobs, young ones at home, and limited social stamina. Guests may drop in and out as their schedules and our bouncers allow.

Please read the following important information before submitting your RSVP.

• This event is 21+ and by invitation only. That means no children, no pets, and no more than two guests per RSVP. Exceptions will be considered on a case-by-case basis. Qualifying party-cipants will receive a top-secret party password upon successfully completing the RSVP form.
  
  
• Sassy’s has a maximum capacity of 100 occupants at a time—which is somewhat flexible due to the drop-in/drop-out nature of the event—however it is still strongly recommended that guests RSVP by July 11th, in the event that additional supplies need to be acquired.
  
  
• Because Carla is not a rich man and is not [currently] being supported by a wealthy benefactress (always accepting applications), there is a suggested donation of $20 per person to attend this event. If that’s something you can’t swing at this time, consider making an in-kind donation!
  
  
• Please be advised that Sassy Ann’s is a SMOKING establishment. However, the ground floor will be designated non-smoking for the event, and their newly-serviced HVAC system provides excellent ventilation. This event has been grandfathered past the city’s new non-smoking ordinance, by authority of the venue manager.
  
  
• Suggested attire for the party is DRESS-UP, duh! Whatever that means to you. Make Carla proud, look loud! Consider bringing easy-breathin’ dance-garb if you plan on staying late.
  
  
• As a closed-to-the-public event venue only now, Sassy Ann’s no longer offers service or even cold storage for alcohol and food. Catered course selections will be available as long as the ice lasts, but consider bringing your own beverages and a bag of ice if you plan on staying late or consuming more than 1-2 drinks per hour.
  
  
• Disruptive and judgmental behavior will not be tolerated. Professional security staff will be on-hand at all times to ensure the safety of all guests entering and exiting the building.
  
  
• Please designate or schedule a sober driver to come scrape up your remains if you anticipate being inebriated by the time you leave. Sassy Ann’s is an historic night club known and monitored regularly by KPD patrol.